Come and stay...

As directly transcribed from a brochure from the Li Yue Hotel, Tonghai, Yunnan, China:

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Briep Lntrodoction of Lgyerlotel

LYUE Hotel stands on the No 56 West City-rounding road, TongHai, which is famous for it manners, YunNan province, South of the city is the Sue-Hill and north of the city is QiLu-lake. The surrounding of our hotel is beautiful, the devices are modern, the service are good, and the manogement is scientific. Our hotel is TWO_STARS hotel towards foreign.

LIYE Hotel was built in 1981. Now it has became the well-known hotel to many people.

Facing the new market, The Hard condition and soft condition of our hotel are made better to you. The appearance of the hotel is the classic Europe style. We provide a lot of services such as custom rooms, restaurant, entertainment, beauty, chess and puke, commercial affairs. In our hotel, there are sculptures, frest flowers, green meadows all these made our hotel full of the smell of good manner. We provide luxuious set, 20 luxurious standard rooms, 210 beds, lavatory, Telecommunication, TV set, big&small, east&west dining room. All this can provide the best service for 1000 people. Dishes in the restaurant are made by our chefs, who certificate with 1st, 2nd or special 3rd level, In our dancing hall, KTV rooms, Chess&puke rooms, you can satisfied with yourself. Beside this, we provide mini-hall, convince hall, big hall, and meeting hall for sorts of conferences.

We are solidarity, brave and creative, reinforcing inter management, standing outer figure. Number 1 is our target. perfect service is the guarantee of improving the ecomomic benefit. Our motto is always being the best and satisfying the public.

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Management service has slipped since this brochure. The 'roach count the first night tallied 11 (between the hours of 1900-2300 hrs) and the second night a mere 7 (well, a few were left to roam under the cupboard, and one was left under-glass on the bathroom counter). With such a high body-count one would figure the room was a 'roach-DMZ' yet they continued to come ... must have come from the 'green meadow'... or maybe the puke room. While in the a.m. the carcuses were duly removed by the servants, no effort was made to remove the smeers from the carpets and walls. They will stay and serve as notice boards to our subsequent (satisfied) public.